I don’t want to show you this picture. I really don’t. Alan, my brother, is holding me to my promise to post pictures. I learned some new things from having this stash.
- Don’t have a mustache.
- Don’t go to work with a mustache.
- A blue jean jacket with a mustache makes me feel like I’m from Mexico. Not sure why.
- Heather loves mustaches. Except that she doesn’t.
- Don’t blog about your mustache.
- Liquids get caught in your mustache. You have to wipe off your upper lip after every sip from a glass. Bottle please…..
- My stash makes me look like a fugitive.
- Everyone should have a mustache.
Ever had a mustache? I look good right?

Sharp! I dig it.
If I was a drug buying man, I would totally buy them from that face right there.
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#’s 1-8: Your opinion.
dude, i want to see a 1-8 on that cow-lick.
Come on, Alan. You can’t expect me to have presentable hair with a stash like that.
1. Pedophile
2. I would like to see that caterpillar crawl
3. I’m sure that mustache tells small children, “stranger’s candy is the best”
4. it looks like its been places and seen things
5. You mustache drugs in your car before work.
6. its a storage unit for food later
7.you look good on that mustache
8…An angry mob is walking along the street. Someone yells, “Hey, let’s hang that guy with a mustache!”
Someone else yells, “Nah, let’s use a rope!”